Sarah Palin admits that she's a bitter clinger, and Louisiana Senate hopeful Rob Maness does not demonstrate good strip club etiquette.


So Wonkette is continuing to do their Sarah Palin Fartknocker schtick, despite threats from the Sarah Palin Channel about "borrowing" from their videos.

I found the one from today kind of "meh," but the videos they posted contained some hidden gems.

First up we have a video from way back when the Koch brothers were paying anybody even remotely connected to the Republican party to stump for Pat Roberts in Kansas.

As you probably remember Palin went and pretended to like people to touch her while handing out cold pancakes with a side of wilted word salad.

You know what it’s going to take for America to be saved, and that is, that Republican Party bein’ strong there. 

He’s pro-ANWR, pro-life, pro-gun, he — you got a lot of bitter clingers and wingers around here, don’t you? I’m proud to be with ‘em! 

Yep wilted. 

As you can see the person working the camera was clearly going through some kind of withdrawals and could not hold it steady to save their life. But hell it's just going up on the Sarah Palin Channel, so who really gives a shit?
The next video is my favorite, and it is from back when Palin traveled to Louisiana to find the one creature whose flesh was colder and more abrasive than her own.

Yeah now see if Maness had spent any time researching Palin's past interactions with those she has endorsed, he would know that she does not like to have the money handed directly to her.

She either wants it sent to SarahPAC directly (After it is laundered of course.) or stuffed surreptitiously into her g-string as befits her station as a political pole dancer.

And for that it is always best to use paper money, as coins tend to come loose as she is shaking her "thang" and that could not only put out an eye but also negatively impact her income.

And if you noticed she was not terribly pleased that he reached out to hug her either. Once again that is bad etiquette as everybody knows there is no sex in the Champagne Room. And let's face it, hugging is as close to actual sex with Sarah Palin that anybody really gets these days.

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