And they are as follows:
1. The time she decided Putin wrestles bears and Obama wears mom jeans.
Sound bite: “People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans,” Palin said “Anyone who carries the commonsense gene would know that Putin doesn’t change his stripes,” she said. “He wants to exert huge power and dominance, so he has to get to those border areas and he has to capture them.”
2. The time she sort of quoted Dr. Seuss.
This of course was several months after Ted Cruz read from "Green Eggs and Ham" during his ridiculous and self serving filibuster. In March Palin did the same in front of CPAC:
Sound bite: “I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their crony deals,” she continued. “I do not like this spying man. I do not like ‘oh yes we can.’ I do not like this spending spree. We’re smart, we know there’s nothing free. I do not like reporters’ smug replies when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of hope, and we won’t take it, nope, nope, nope.”
3. The time she said being a grandma might turn Hillary Clinton conservative.
Sound bite: “I think anyone who is a grandparent really starts looking further down the road. We start thinking about things like $17 trillion dollar debt that our nation is under and what we’re going to hand that to our grandkids for them to pay off,” she said. “That’s not fair to our grandkids. Hopefully, she’ll start thinking along those terms, too.”
4. The time she thought drinking Diet Dr. Pepper was the Ice Bucket Challenge.
Sound bite: “C’mon, at this stage of my life, in my career, aren’t I a little too prim and proper for all that ice bucket water dumping?”
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| "Prim and proper?" Hardly. |
Sound bite: “Hey, the more they’re pouring it on, the more I’m going to bug the crap out of them by being out there, with a voice, with the message, Hopefully running for office in the future too … Bless their hearts, those haters out there. They don’t understand that it invigorates me. It wants me to get out there and defend the innocent,” she said. “It makes me want to work so hard for justice in this country!”
6. The time her family got into a bloody, shirtless drunken brawl.
Sound bite: No sound bite. No one reportedly listened to her when she tried to intervene in Bristol’s defense and was sitting safely inside her white stretch limo when police arrived, according to the report.
Okay well clearly this Anna Brand did not do her research. Because as all of us already know, and the link above proves, Palin was not only NOT in the stretch Hummer, she was a full participant in the brawl itself.
The bloody shirtless part is right however.
7. The time she was stopped for speeding, which she called “qualifying.”
Sound bite: “I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying.”
8. The time she declared that gun-free zones are ‘stupid on steroids.’
Sound bite: “Maybe our kids could be defended against criminals on the spot if more Mama Grizzlies carried [guns]. And [the] Obama administration wants you ID’d for that? Well, then go ahead and carry a sign too. A sign that says ‘Yeah, I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.’”
9. The time she launched a digital channel dedicated to herself.
Sound bite: “Are you tired of the media filters? Well, I am! I always have been. So we’re going to do something about it. Together, we’ll go beyond the sound bites and cut through the media’s politically correct filter.”
Boy can you believe all of that happened in only one year?
Well I still think my favorite moment of Palin being Palin (And her family doing the same.), was the Throwdown at the Hoedown.
I mean if anything defines this lunatic and her inbred Wasillabilly family that was it. Cussing, fighting, attempting to hijack the media, it was all there for everybody to see, and hear, for themselves.
Gee, I can only imagine what next year will bring.
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