I do not like energy drinks. But did you know some of them are the work of Satan?

What I enjoy the most about watching this lady is just how absolutely certain she is about what she is saying.

There is not a shred of doubt in her voice, in her affect, or in her super intense stare.

In her mind that drink is NOT a Christian drink, it is clearly the work of the devil, and she is dedicated to warning people about it.

You know sometimes I think it must be so comforting to see the world in such stark terms of good and evil, especially when you have convinced yourself that you are working on the side of good, and that the most powerful presence in the universe is working alongside you.

You know I was thinking of having a Monster energy drink today. But I just could not bring myself to break God's heart.